The war between the sexes is over. We won the...
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney eats at the Chum Bucket
Frank better win POV
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney ordered carrot cake for all his kids’ birthdays
Finding parking at Costco
Did anyone else notice when Ian miss pronounced...
Watching tonight's Big Brother episode
Me: Dan, I adore you but you've already won this game once
Me: Seriously man. It's just your time.
Me: They never would have voted for you to win again anyway
Me: Dude just dance it out. It'll make you feel better.
Me: Dan why are you acting so weird
Me: Dan why are you calling a house meeting
Me: Why are you using your Coach voice
Me: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Me: Dan what are you saying?!?!
Me: Why are you being such an asshole to Danielle?
Me: Wait what's happening right now
Me: Did you just save yourself from certain eviction. And Danielle?!
Me: Jesus FUCKING Christ just give the man another $500,000
I want it to be October already. Crisp fall...
gaywhitesweater: do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”
okusuck: galifianafuck: the queen, ladies and...
donot-assume: remember how britney said she wasn’t gonna be bitter
IDK about ya'll but im still waiting for the PLL...
Pretty Little Liars Finale
xkaranicolex: Toby Caleb My thoughts after the episode
If there is no struggle there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom...– Frederick Douglass, 1857 (via rubyxciii)