Lebron is the best small forward in the league, even though he’s not a traditional small forward. 
Love is the best power forward in the league, even though he’s not a traditional power forward. 
Dwight is the best center in the league, even though he’s not a traditional center.  
…But Derrick Rose is ‘the best player playing at the point guard position, but isn’t the best point guard because he’s not a traditional point guard???

Yeah, I’m talking Ye’, yeah, I’m talking Rih
Yeah, I’m talking B, nigga, I’m talking me
Yeah, I’m talking bossy, I ain’t talking Kelis
Your money too short, you can’t be talking to me
Yeah I’m talking LeBron, we balling our family tree

Things Heat/Lebron dickriders say. 

“you’re obviously a girl without sports knowledge who believes in it. If i had to guess you’re prob a bandwagoner.” 
“bitch you probably did this after the first 2 games. fuck off ugly cunt”

I don’t even think Lebron Dick-Riders would have predicted this. 

A) Westbrook for shutting out Durant 
B) Kobe for shutting out Gasol and Bynum 
C) 4th Quarter for shutting out Lebron