Lebron is the best small forward in the league, even though he’s not a traditional small forward. 
Love is the best power forward in the league, even though he’s not a traditional power forward. 
Dwight is the best center in the league, even though he’s not a traditional center.  
…But Derrick Rose is ‘the best player playing at the point guard position, but isn’t the best point guard because he’s not a traditional point guard???

Things Heat/Lebron dickriders say. 

“you’re obviously a girl without sports knowledge who believes in it. If i had to guess you’re prob a bandwagoner.” 
“bitch you probably did this after the first 2 games. fuck off ugly cunt”

The only thing I really like about Rondo is that he's so damn honestly blunt. He says what everyone's thinking.

Asked by ESPN's Doris Burke: "What holes were you trying to exploit in the Heat defense?
Rondo answered: "Them complaining and crying to the referees in transition."

NBA, where flopping happens

1.Cp3 

2.Wade 
3.Blake 
4.Manu 
5.Lebron 
6.Evans 
7.Harden 
8.Pierce 
9.Scola 
10.Fisher 

Verbal Flopper-Gasol

I don’t even think Lebron Dick-Riders would have predicted this. 


A) Westbrook for shutting out Durant 
B) Kobe for shutting out Gasol and Bynum 
C) 4th Quarter for shutting out Lebron